jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage

(via i-am-not-john-egbert)

weeaboo problems #121

tachibanamakotos:

accidentally sayin “itadakimasu” before u eat ass

(via yitaozi)

proctalgia:

californians
kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

(via t-higgel)

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

(via t-higgel)

mackblesa:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

-jumps-

(via lil-moosyaya)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

image

(via stonedlucifer)

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

(via shinyahammertime)

starpulses:

Nintendo confirmed today that if you pre-order Super Smash Bros for the 3DS at any Target store, it’ll come with an exclusive Zero Suit DLC alt costume for Wario!

(via cuteanimeboy)

whoredidthepartygo:

sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

(via hilariously-loving-life)

rebageld:

unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

(via lifevirgin)

dennys:

Everybody is playing this sweet game that just dropped. It’s an RPG where you create your own character and then travel from solar system to solar system looking for breakfast. It is your Dennystiny.

dennys:

Everybody is playing this sweet game that just dropped. It’s an RPG where you create your own character and then travel from solar system to solar system looking for breakfast. It is your Dennystiny.

(via somethingtwisted)

mainlyanonymous:

I lose my shit every time I see this

(via breathlessintake)

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

(via awkmylife)